Am I the only one

...who is utterly in love with the ShamWow guy?

My mind has been blown

I was watching the movie Philadelphia and noticed this:




Does that look familiar to you? It should! It's the Fisher Freaking Fine Arts Library! They shot this scene of the movie in the Fine Arts Library! I've sat at that table! I could have sat in the same chair that Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington did 15 years ago. Oh my God. I guess I shouldn't be surprised given the name of the film but Oh My God. Excuse me while I salvage the pieces of my BLOWN MIND.

If I could have multiple husbands

I would marry Philip Seymour Hoffman.





I've lately been getting very clever spam that plays into my desire to be wanted. The address is always "To: ksam@seas.upenn.edu" so it could plausibly be legit. The subject line is the brilliant part though--"Why don't you pick up your phone?" "Re: Message" "I wanted to say sorry" "Long time no see"... How could I resist such pleas for my attention? I always delete them without opening though, my heart breaking just a little each time.

Christmas is all around us

Merry Christmas!


Brie and Pesto Fondue:



Yum.

Piggies say hello

Hello.


I have way too much fun with this damn blog. I love writing in it, even though everything I have written so far has been completely useless. I like the fact that I know exactly who's reading it (I believe there's four of you) and I'm kind of talking to them. Anyway, I should probably stop all the giddy self-referencing; it'll take me out of the "zone." So back into the zone we go.

According to my brother my website is pretentious. How is it pretentious? It's very simple, with a pleasant and drab color scheme. The content is plain and straightforward. It serves its purpose. It's not pretending to be anything besides a reflection of my drab personality and body of work. Nothing about me is pretentious. I lack pretention. My brother is pretentious. He has no taste. Hmph.

I don't like it when people disagree with me about me.

Hmph.

I have a website

I have created my first website since middle school. It is the greatest website ever created.

You can find it here.

I have no idea what this is

But it's so cute it makes you want to crap your pants.