play

I went to see a play double feature. It was a small theater and the actors were right in front and the audience was small and we drank wine. The actors were great. They were all old except for one who was young but he took off his hat and he was bald.

It was nice.

Sigh

It is starting to get lonely with only the radio and the infernal San Francisco traffic to keep me company. Where do you go to meet people in a new town, anyway?

bloop bloop bloop

Hello

Last night at home. Mother gave me the obligatory "You have betrayed me" stare she gives me every time I leave.

Got a visit from a potential renter today. He had an incredibly hot Irish accent and I promptly lost my shit. These people need to warn me if they plan on being gorgeous.

Advice

Radio advertisers should know that using words like "simmering" to describe an Italian opera will only make me hungry for pasta.

Argh

The task of planning San Francisco's streets was apparently outsourced to the minions of Hell.

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I have nothing to say, so instead I will present you with this brilliant movie poster.



The expression on his face is spectacular.