-Wake up at 8:30 and make it to class only 5 minutes late. Me: 1 Laziness: 0
-Sleep through entire 3 hour art class. Chastise myself. Self appears unfazed. Me: 1 Laziness: 4
-Do not sleep through German, but also do not actively participate in class. Me: 1 Laziness: 4
-Come home, put away laundry, put Drano in sink, and make bed. Me: 4 Laziness: 4
-Start to clean room, but give up within a few minutes. Me: 4 Laziness: 5
Conclusion: Laziness wins, but Me = Laziness, so I win anyway.