I recently discovered the 90s British show Jeeves and Wooster, which happens to combine two of my favorite things ever: Hugh Laurie and P.G. Wodehouse's brilliant series of books. I read them as a kid and loved them--my first wonderful taste of British humor. I guess if I'm going to rot here in my lonely apartment I might as well ingest more countless hours of quality TV.
As a side note, I stumbled upon the song Minnie the Moocher, which would be a TOTALLY SEXY RUMBA (or Foxtrot I guess, but rumba is cooler).
(1980s version that was in Blues Brothers, not the 1940-something original, not that you would care)
Edit: MY PROFESSOR WILL DANCE THE RUMBA AND IT WILL BE DAMN SEXY.